I'm Back!!....To My Regular Self That Is...!

You know I would have been here to talk to the world if I could have. :-(

I had well still have really a bout with Gastroenteritis. Not. Fun.

I'm pretty sure I screamed for Jesus to "take me now" at least 12 times a day.

All because of food poisoning from a Mexican Restaurant. Bastards, I should burn the fucking place to the ground.

I would post their name here and urge everyone to forgo the fajitas with a side of vomit, but I'm keeping my court cases to a minimum.

I don't have much to update really... Just the usual me trying to push my body to get better quicker than it would like to. Basically I'm being forced to slow down which may or may not be a great thing. But...eh well...

I've missed mah bloggin'...it felt like forever.

But, mommas home!

Enjoy your day weekend psychos! :-)

Molested by a Fruit Fly!

OK so I'm eating a danish of some kind, which is really not even my thing, I'm more into croissants or muffins, but anyway...
I bite down on the danish and gooey shit plops out the other side...THEN, this extremely rambunctious fruit fly presumes to sit his nasty ass right smack on top of my danish goo!!!
So I spit out the chewed danish, which pissed me off because I was like 2 seconds from swallowing w/e...and this bastard fruit fly flies up my damn nose!!
On top of being pissed off that this little prick had the audacity to try and choke me by flying up my nose, I now have to blow my nose, snot and all BTW, in front of like 3 weird strangers, who are now looking because I have danish goo sliding down my shirt in the front and snot dripping down into my mouth....AWESOME!
After he takes his sweet time up there he finally descends down and out of my nose...he probably had time to lay like 114,293 eggs, Ewww...
I rinsed my nose with so much alcohol that I nearly drowned...and I randomly still dunk my head underwater in the tub to sort of flush out the remaining larvae....
Soooo that was my day so far...yep, you had it easy!