tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.comments2023-03-26T14:35:08.660-04:00The BlackBird MemoirThe Black*Birdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-42921355967643936942010-08-14T11:50:13.799-04:002010-08-14T11:50:13.799-04:00It may help to bear in mind that almost all of eur...It may help to bear in mind that almost all of europe has public healthcare! Of course we still have private healthcare - and for sure you can get non-urgent stuff done a lot faster with it - but if you get cancer, have a stroke or are run over by a bus, you're going to get good treatment whoever you are. It's strange to us that so many Americans are so outraged by that idea.The Righteous Harlothttp://www.therighteousharlot.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-23458104195591138122010-03-05T17:23:10.639-05:002010-03-05T17:23:10.639-05:00Awesome. This is why I fucking love you. You give ...Awesome. This is why I fucking love you. You give me the real.<br />Wait...really? Shit.The Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-37083732469572758452010-02-26T23:43:43.455-05:002010-02-26T23:43:43.455-05:00yeah...not much simpathy from the just over 40 gro...yeah...not much simpathy from the just over 40 group here...I still feel twelve and fairly unaccomplished, so you have that to look forward to. Happy Birthday!A Vapid Blondehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12979004194985896542noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-66807424330060635232010-02-17T22:25:29.873-05:002010-02-17T22:25:29.873-05:00I have a restaurant that's name sounds like Sh...I have a restaurant that's name sounds like She Cooked A Cat...xichotencatl its how its spelled or some such fucked up thing...did you eat there? Because, well Cat!A Vapid Blondehttp://www.avapidblonde.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-74793810916710570472010-01-17T20:14:37.022-05:002010-01-17T20:14:37.022-05:00My ego loves you Simon! :-)
Inge' I'm gla...My ego loves you Simon! :-)<br /><br />Inge' I'm glad you made it over! Welcome!!The Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-79670022727367534732010-01-17T20:11:21.534-05:002010-01-17T20:11:21.534-05:00Love you! :-)
and, as promised, my first born is y...Love you! :-)<br />and, as promised, my first born is yours!The Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-68987956694131008072010-01-16T10:08:23.585-05:002010-01-16T10:08:23.585-05:00Hi Pet,stop off at TheRainbowBank, I've been p...Hi Pet,stop off at TheRainbowBank, I've been promoting you again.beijos!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-60823497436463195982010-01-15T14:59:55.288-05:002010-01-15T14:59:55.288-05:00I found your blog through Simon at The Rainbow Ban...I found your blog through Simon at The Rainbow Bank. I look forward to reading more from you!Inge'https://www.blogger.com/profile/04314927398557440266noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-58777468744320521312010-01-11T10:25:53.797-05:002010-01-11T10:25:53.797-05:00Hey guys don't want it all the time,they just ...Hey guys don't want it all the time,they just think they do, until they find a woman like you and it frightens the shit out of them!It's great being older,you don't get asked very often and if you don't feel up to it you can claim a myriad number of reasons as to why the tackle isn't working!So what us old buggers do is focus on quality rather than quantity.Imagination is a wonderful thing,that young men don't have.We are also great at being able to dump a woman,in a way that she feels she has dumped you.Examples:'I want to make love tonight honey,hang on pet I'll just go and put my teeth in'.'In the words of Queen Elizabeth I, I will have a bath every six months whether I need it or not!'Farting is not a bodily function,it's a philosophy!'.Hey it's great fun being older, you can get away with murder!What a laugh!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-26697820536025919952010-01-11T10:05:09.715-05:002010-01-11T10:05:09.715-05:00Your nice arse has just given me a hernia! I can&#...Your nice arse has just given me a hernia! I can't stop laughing!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-6604521668730346722010-01-09T16:22:20.091-05:002010-01-09T16:22:20.091-05:00Eh...the vagina is more gross than sexy in my opin...Eh...the vagina is more gross than sexy in my opinion anyway!<br />As far as being satisfied...eh...I wear em out apparently...im like a guy i want it all the time...i think that makes me a little hard to please! :-(<br />one day tho...one day 'll find a guy that i can wake up to morning head at least twice a week! lolThe Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-34800867891647149292010-01-09T16:12:55.345-05:002010-01-09T16:12:55.345-05:00Simon!! Ahem...i mean big daddy!
where ya been? ho...Simon!! Ahem...i mean big daddy!<br />where ya been? how are you?<br />the house is looking better and better everyday, its not like i plan on moving any time soon!<br />and the kid thing, i mean i would have to find someone crazy enough to marry me and make me a momma!<br />im a lot to handle papi! lol yet you do it effortlessly...hmmmThe Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-34749256242754347362010-01-09T15:37:00.638-05:002010-01-09T15:37:00.638-05:00I can't see you being a lesbian.Rug munching i...I can't see you being a lesbian.Rug munching is not your thing. I'm sure you will find a chap who can satisfy your needs!The Rainbow Bankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07228594810847319496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-2413846768162996732010-01-09T11:26:14.565-05:002010-01-09T11:26:14.565-05:00How is my favourite hot Totty? Now take a little a...How is my favourite hot Totty? Now take a little advice from this old twat.Buy a house, ok a little more work,but you have the joy of a garden, where you can grow a few things and sit out in the good weather and entertain your chums! There is nothing better after a hard days work than sitting in the garden and communing with nature.When you have bairns they have somewhere to play!I've missed you,how are you getting on?The Rainbow Bankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07228594810847319496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-69215121742174450822009-12-30T08:22:46.187-05:002009-12-30T08:22:46.187-05:00Or Not! I Think!Or Not! I Think!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-57918419983297851952009-12-28T22:46:45.982-05:002009-12-28T22:46:45.982-05:00Yea you say that now Simon, but when you're tr...Yea you say that now Simon, but when you're trying to do shit...like vacuum or walk the dog and my black ass is in the way...u might disagree! <br />...or not...lolThe Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-24625672239894194452009-12-28T07:10:58.543-05:002009-12-28T07:10:58.543-05:00Oh I don't know! I guess I could put up with y...Oh I don't know! I guess I could put up with you walking around naked all the time.Seems good to me!!!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-52744518852759831502009-12-21T13:16:47.960-05:002009-12-21T13:16:47.960-05:00I am waiting for your next post!I am waiting for your next post!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-37715787224387029212009-12-20T09:25:59.301-05:002009-12-20T09:25:59.301-05:00Great stuff.Great stuff.Donald Swarbrickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12599898195409972731noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-28846556628711791292009-12-18T16:36:35.471-05:002009-12-18T16:36:35.471-05:00You could always tell them that babies get pooped ...You could always tell them that babies get pooped out.... This why I am not haveing children. I know I would ruin them.A Vapid Blondehttp://www.avapidblonde.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-54152942863155070522009-12-18T06:55:42.327-05:002009-12-18T06:55:42.327-05:00You wait until your little ones ask 'Mummy wha...You wait until your little ones ask 'Mummy what's a blow job?'at the top of their voices in the check out queue!Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04996197187039420935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-88788175163645674452009-12-17T12:28:12.118-05:002009-12-17T12:28:12.118-05:00Mine are pretty close to your age, but they do not...Mine are pretty close to your age, but they do not fuck with their dad!The Rainbow Bankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07228594810847319496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-12409916403196940022009-12-17T12:24:11.201-05:002009-12-17T12:24:11.201-05:00No you are just a sexy bird. When I was your age(o...No you are just a sexy bird. When I was your age(old fart talking here)My best mates dad used to say to me,Simon you'd fuck a frog if it didn't hop!Well it has to be done!The Rainbow Bankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07228594810847319496noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-66873672578283136332009-12-16T16:08:42.348-05:002009-12-16T16:08:42.348-05:00Wow...ur a rockstar!!
My ego is like a lil puppy w...Wow...ur a rockstar!!<br />My ego is like a lil puppy waiting for you to get home! lol<br />(panting)The Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6609928397990035692.post-58758602846530210462009-12-16T16:06:43.522-05:002009-12-16T16:06:43.522-05:00Im sure I can think of a few things!! Like I saw t...Im sure I can think of a few things!! Like I saw this lady trip over her own slip today...hilarious...!<br />BTW...love ya!The Black*Birdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03247047562535219512noreply@blogger.com