This is How My Brain Works...Can You Say A.D.D.?

I'm working really hard and stuff...

My ass feels like its unconscious. 5 people could have felt me up by now and I wouldn't have even known.

Am I hungry? I just ate...I need like a shot of Red Bull and a banana dipped in strawberry yogurt.

Now, rubber comes from trees right? Yeah, how the hell does that work?

It's so hard to be nice to people when you have an attitude. I feel like I want to snap sometimes...Does that mean I'm crazy? Maybe...

I unfold every paperclip that I come in contact with...do you do this?

OK so back to slowly counting to 10 so I don't chew somebody's face off work...