Sunday, December 13, 2009

The Cheater, The B*tch, and the Lost Beach Boy

Sometimes I have to stop myself from talking to people like everyone is an idiot except me! haha
It's really not funny at all, because I have this personality disorder attitude problem and I kind of sound condescending when I speak to people sometimes...yeah I should probably stop... I know people aren't morons...wait... right?? Well...eh...either way I shouldn't be a bitch to everybody because I wouldn't want to be treated that way. So today I will control my anger even though most assholes people deserve it!

So In Other News::

! Tiger Woods has a love child huh? With his affinity towards white chicks women that don't mind being home wreckers, I'd say he's well on his way to having his wife pour hot grits on his ass in the middle of the night.
! Day 16 of NO flesh MEAT and the worst part is not the temptation, its the jerks that offer their opinions every time I say "nope, no meat for me"...like dude, did I ask you to comment on MY life choices?!?!
prick...
! So I've starting watching the tv series LOST on DVD and I'm up to season 2...Can I just say that I KNOW I'm late but stfu. Sawyer...is...HOT...I'll bounce his bastard children out right now! The man has DIMPLES...I mean DAMN, they don't make men like that anymore... fuck...
! I wish I had a workout partner, this way I can have someone to motivate me to ya know...workout.
its better to do those kinds of things together, this way I can minimize my lazy nonproductive days.
! I want some Cotton Candy Stone Cold ice cream...Hmmmm...How am I going to get it though, since I'm at work? *thinking*

in the meantime...talk amongst yourselves...!

6 comments:

  1. You are one of the funniest people I have ever found in the blogosphere.Sexy funny and earthy.Perfect,Keep in touch!Simon

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  2. Mom? is that you??
    lol
    Thanx Simon... i do love you..>!

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  3. Another thing in the British accent:You are fuckin' gorgeous!

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  4. Dude! I just saw what you put on your site!
    i only have 1 thing to say...i fucking love you!!!!!
    marry me...no...seriously!
    j/k....but not really...

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  5. u are still a vegetarian freak to me, so deal with it! ;)

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  6. hahahahaha! its pescetarian!! lol dag..>!

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