You smell like Gross-Ness!

My dog just farted and it smells like curry shrimp...Eww

I have a pretty bad backache, and i'm tired but i cant seem to fall asleep...sooooo here i am...ooooh lucky you huh?

I could clean up my living room, it got destroyed in a losing battle with a moth/butterfly/alien that tried to move in...smh...nope...sorry if you want to live here you have to either have a job or be a stripper on the side or something...im not even joking!

ok im bored with you now...go way!