Don't...Make Me Get Up!?!

I am feeling like this right now!

I was just sitting on my deck sipping a glass of wine and 2 dudes are like talking really loudly and they know I'm sitting here...friggin' pricks...!

So because I'm an asshole, I say "Really? You're really talking this loud at 11pm on a Sunday night? Wow, I know you two don't have jobs!"

They looked at me like I was standing there butt naked eating a bar of soap...

One of em said "Excuse me?"....I said "Ju no speaka di Engleesh?, keep it down!!" I'm doing my neighbors a big favor, trust me!! W/e...RME!

PS...Yes! That IS my bra...stfu!