Friday, October 30, 2009

Why Give Up Being Single??

Ya know, It's a wonderful thing to be home alone...walking around all scraggly and smelling like tartar sauce! Being single has its benefits...like not having to shave every 2 days and farting out loud...
Why would I give this up?? No, really....

Oh wait damn! ...SEX...duh!
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