Friday, January 29, 2010

I Can't Believe You Did This!?! Wait, Yes I Can, Because You're A Dick!

I got kicked in the gut today...

Identity theft that I thought was resolved two years ago....hasn't been.

Some dude named Glen Nimakoecheng or some shit...stole my damn identity and is now fucking up my chance slowing down the process of me buying a house! Bastard.

So, every person that I see today who looks like his fucking name is Glen, I'm going to flip him the bird and spit on his shoes!

I'll update later if I don't get arrested.

It's shit like this that makes me want to put bleach in some ladies water bottle at the gym.

FYI: Anger management classes don't fucking work.


  1. That seriously fucking blows dude! Good luck with not getting arrested.

  2. I know right! You know me so well dude!
    Fucking judge hates my guts!


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